Our school district scores the lowest in the county, and it ranks near the bottom for the whole state.
Most of our graduates couldn't read themselves out of a paper bag, and their logic skills are nonexistent.
Obesity plagues our students, as does a crippling attitude of apathy.
We need something to raise morale. We need something to make our kids proud of their school, something they can feel good about! Something that can bring back the joy of learning, something that can imbue hope into them!
Wait, I've got it.
Our school...
Will now be..
AEROSOL FREE!
So no deodorant after PE then? Oh wait, most schools don't make you take showers in PE anymore. Where did the towels come from? Does anyone even still take PE classes?
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