Who in their right mind gets their mother a tattoo for Mother's Day? What is wrong with kids these days? Don't they know what their bodies will look like years from now? Droopy drawers, tatts, body piercings...earthquakes, the Antichrist, Russia...oh my gosh, I'm turning into my mom! Pretty soon I'll be recording Jack Van Impe shows and sending away for Armageddon pamphlets. (Bazinga)
Jeepers, Ma! I saved you ten dollars on your tattoo; doesn't that count for anything?
What the perfect son gets his mom for her special day.
You crack me up!
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